I'm back and life is good! I'm feeling better than I have in a long time, in mind if not in body. Guess what? I just booked a holiday to Las Vegas and Hawaii! ZOMG! So you can expect me to be saying "is it November yet?" for the rest of the year!

Thank you for all your kind comments while I was in hospital. I'm feeling so much better now *glomps flist*. So what have I missed? I have so much porn news to catch up on! Not much going on with me except that I'm going to Vegas and Hawaii!! Did I mention that? And the neighbourhood cats appear to have declared war on me for some reason. We're going to see the Belfast Giants (ice hockey) tomorrow night. Todd Kelman, my favourite player, is leaving and they are having a testimonial for him. Ah, it just won't be the same without his viciousness, still it should be a good night and it'll be Callum's first time!

Oh did you hear? I'm going to Vegas baby! And Hawaii!!!!1!11!!eleven!!