I just went to the cupboard to get a packet of Monster Munch and they're all gone. I had one packet, that means my gluttonous boyfriend has eaten 5 packets of crisps and 6, that's SIX, Mars Bars in one day! If there was any justice in the world he'd weigh 30 stone with the amount he eats, he actually weighs around 11 grrr... I've tried to tell him that one day his metabolism will slow down and then he'll be sorry (it happened to my dad) but he just says that he'll eat less if he starts to put on weight. Poor love, he doesn't realise. As anyone who has ever gone on a diet would tell him; it's not that easy!

Well, until the scales (ha!) of justice are righted, I will have to find somewhere to hide the goodies.